I feel good!

because today snitches, I passed my Asvab. Just found out the scores, got a 64, passing was 50:) that means a genius!! Lol not really but it does signify a great moment in my life. A moment that has evaded me 4 times in the past. As Sam Cook once said, “its been long time coming, but a change is gonna come.” And it has. It starts and ends with me. HOOAHH!

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yea I’m certified… TO OWN!!!

So yea I just got my zombie recertifications the other day
image yea its expired but they know I’m good for it and I figured I’m gonna need it because where I stay, dead heads r on the rise again. Looks like I’m fittin to get me sum overtime in. Anywho I got a call from a fellow “exterminator” who mentioned these new types of flesh bags he dubbed, “fat-fart”.
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Apparently he’s been on the receiving end of one of these “fat fart” attacks, according to him their quick on their feet and r strangely attracted to flushing toilets, they also won’t hesitate to spew the illustrated peeyuu in the pic when close enough, but be extra careful if u encounter a male fat fart, those sons of sardines can hit u from several yards away with disturbing accuracy, depending on which way the weather blows. Personally I’m lactose intolerant to fire, I can’t stand it, its all hot and stuff. Thats just me now, so when I heard this, I’m not gonna lie to u, it made me wonton for a freezer asap.

image Now I’m an old liberator of the living, I’ve been fighting zombies since the dawn of the dead so there ain’t much that I haven’t seen already. But its getting hairy out there, well at least I am, I haven’t shaved in months, but that’s not my point. With a new type like the fat fart roaming the streets, its just that much more dangerous to walk outside with just a bat and a pair of socks, u gotta arm up and take thoughs buggers out from a distance. Just a friendly blog to update would be zombie hunters who may encounter this new type, keep ur eyes open,  ur nose open, ur nose booger free and try not to flush any toilets or else they’ll come running. And spewing. Happy hunting.
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Yea, I’m certified. TO OWN!!!

Zombies huh? 
So yea I just got my zombie recertifications the other day, I figured I’m gonna need it because where I stay, dead heads r on the rise again. Looks like I’m fittin to get me sum overtime in. Anywho I got a call from a fellow “exterminator” who mentioned these new types of flesh bags he dubbed, “fat-fart”. 
Apparently he’s been on the receiving end of one of these “fat fart” attacks, according to him their quick on their feet and r strangely attracted to flushing toilets, they also won’t hesitate to spew the illustrated peeyuu in the pic when close enough, but be extra careful if u encounter a male fat fart, those sons of sardines can hit u from several yards away with disturbing accuracy, depending on which way the weather blows. Personally I’m lactose intolerant to fire, I can’t stand it, its all hot and stuff. Thats just me now, so when I heard this, I’m not gonna lie to u, it made me wonton for a freezer asap.

Now I’m an old liberator of the living, I’ve been fighting zombies since the dawn of the dead so there ain’t much that I haven’t seen already. But its getting hairy out there, well at least I am, I haven’t shaved in months, but that’s not my point. With a new type like the fat fart roaming the streets, its just that much more dangerous to walk outside with just a bat and a pair of socks, u gotta arm up and take thoughs buggers out from a distance. Just a friendly blog to update would be zombie hunters who may encounter this new type, keep ur eyes open,  ur nose open, ur nose booger free and try not to flush any toilets or else they’ll come running. And spewing.
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Battle scar!!!

Remember back sum time ago when I wrote a blog called 2010 in perspective: the kratos edition, I spoke of an injury that I suffered and that I was gonna upload pics of it at sum point, well here they r. The first pic is the day it happened, the last pic is today on the 13th, over 3 months later.
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What I’m reading.

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Believe it or not, I luv good reading material, every now and then ill stumble upon sumthing that makes me reminise of my childhood and how I used to imagine I was in sum awesome fantasy world. Go ahead and laugh, its ok. Anyway I just so happen to stumble across such a medium in the form of a digital comic. One by the name of LAN, thats Light Apprentice Nate for u tech geeks who automatically assumed u knew what the comics about:p. Nate is a young boy raised to fight in the 100-Year War. He’s an aspiring Light Knight that has spent 300 years in a coma, awoken by the blueling wizard TLOB, the secrets of NATE’s past remain shrouded. Brazilian-born artist IGOR NORONHA ( ZUDA COMICS’ SIDEWISE) blends comics and animation in his first creator-owned work for mobiles! The story sounds serious but its not. Humor abounds in this comic and it already has me hooked to its narrative. I enjoyed the issue #0 as it found Nate traversing a cavern that was once a giant insect, he comes upon an prisoner who’s being held captive by an orge. I won’t spoil the rest but just know I recommend it for the casual reader and for though who just luv fantasy and adventure comics. http://tlobstudios.com/

Batman Deadend. Coming to an imaginary theater nigh you!!

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Batman Deadend…… WAIT, WHAT!! so apparently, if u put Batman, the predator and the aliens in a movie together, that movie would own so hard and make even Avatar kneel before it in anguish. Or at least that’s what this teaser one shot gives the impression of. It seems ridiculous at first, u would think Batman would be waaaaaay out of his element the moment he’s pounced on by an alien, but old bats hold his own well. What’s gonna get u is the way this teaser ends, the producer Sandy Collora has a talent. This is an old fan film that until last year I had only heard of and never actually saw. To be low budget, the film is a serious teaser to what could have been. Ugh, C’Mon Spielberg, this one is all u lol. http://m.youtube.com/watch?client=mv-google&v=7zn53yhjsDM

The music I lurv.

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Now that I got my HTC hero, the days of  me going out to buy cd music has become obsolete. I can download to my hearts content, as long as my memory holds up. But now that I hold a fancy piece of equipment I can’t forget the good old days of compact disk. So, to honor cd’s I’ve compiled a top 4 of my own personal stash. These albums were bought at difficult times in my life, and hold much my moods fluctuated during those times. So let’s get in it then. compiled a top 4 of my own personal stash. These albums were bought at difficult times in my life, and hold much my moods fluctuated during those times. So let’s get in it then. at difficult times in my life, and hold much my moods fluctuated during those times. So let’s get in it then. First up is the Afro Samurai soundtrack. A short lived Cartoon Network stink that had sum serious action and serious music. The soundtrack was crafted by Rza (the pronounced Riza) of the Wu Tang Clan, a rap group from the early 90’s, it feature mainly rap with classic Wu Tang sound and influence that coincides with the action on the show. Lots of blood, lots of cursing, and Samuel L. Jackson as the Afro Samurai. I luv it always. However I recommend the clean version. always. However I recommend the clean version. Next is a band called La’arc en ciel, a Japanese group who’s one of the greatest band ever assembled across seas their album is entitled simply Smile, a mixture of rock and dominated mellow tunes, track numbers 2 and 8 always get me wanting to bench press sumthing, a house, a dog, anything within reach. and 8 always get me wanting to bench press sumthing, a house, a dog, anything within reach. We all know Metal Gear…… ok maybe not, but if u had a Playstation 1 back in 98, then u at least heard about Metal Gear Solid. And action espionage title launch under the game company Konomi. The soundtrack is filled with spy/action/ instrumentals that r as beautiful as this game was when it released all thoughs years ago. Lastly is a soundtrack that many ppl may not get until they actually sit down and listen to it. From the anime Samurai Champloo comes 2 albums, I have the second called Playlist Music Record 2. It combines sum Japanese hip hop with instrumental beats of the urban kind. Mellow tones, beats that make u bob ur head without even thinking about it. Also check out an artist named Nujabes, he’s got flow.  Mellow tones, beats that make u bob ur head without even thinking about it. Also check out an artist named Nujabes, he’s got flow.  about it. Also check out an artist named Nujabes, he’s got flow.

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